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Гримасы Lady Luck

Дружественный адвокат сегодня рассказал. Завтра в местном суде он будет представлять истца по "лотерейному" делу. Крендель купил в продуктовом магазине двухдолларовый лотерейный билет. Прямо у кассы соскреб защитную полосочку и выиграл 750 тысяч долларов. То есть, три четверти миллиона. Проблема в том, что обналичить выигрыш ему не судьба: товарищ оказался нелегалом-иммигрантом из ближнего зарубежья. Товарищ пошел к своему работодателю (американцу) и предложил ему обналичить билетик за комиссионные в десять процентов суммы, которая останется после уплаты налогов. Сочувствующий работодатель билетик обналичил, деньги положил себе на счет, а работника сдал иммиграционной полиции, как бездокументного.
Разумеется, Кренделя тут же загребли и посадили в депортационную тюрьму. Его родственники наняли адвоката, который изъял видеозаписи камеры наблюдения в магазине, где был куплен билет. На пленке видно как нелегал покупает билет, соскребает защитную полосочку, а потом шумно не верит своему счастью. завтра будет суд, на котором будут решать судьбу денег на счету жулика-работодателя. Пикантная подробность: даже если выигрыш присудят отдать нелегалу, его все равно, скорее всего, депортируют на историческую родину.

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ikadell
Jan. 30th, 2011 12:49 am (UTC)
Not yet, but I haven't looked into it yet.
If your friends reconsider we could share a hotel suit if you would.
logofilka
Jan. 30th, 2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
Yep, I thought about it, too. The hotel is outrageously expensive, but if we come on Thursday, the day before, and depart on Friday evening, we will need only one night. In this case, we won't have to drive to the hotel and it will be very easy to get around. Or I can ask my friends if they are willing to accommodate one extra person ;)
ikadell
Jan. 30th, 2011 04:30 pm (UTC)
Wait, the website quotes $445 for students and member attorneys, for a one-day conference. Now, that's outrageous... Too much for me probably, even if good speakers are involved.
logofilka
Jan. 30th, 2011 08:30 pm (UTC)
Hold on. For student members it was $245.
ikadell
Jan. 31st, 2011 04:40 pm (UTC)
That was not some kind of an early bird? Did they change anything since?
logofilka
Jan. 31st, 2011 06:57 pm (UTC)
Just checked it again. It is still $245 for the student members, but you're right - it's $445 for everybody else. It is kind of expensive, though I don't know how many CLE credits you may earn there. Would you consider going if you don't have to pay for the hotel?
ikadell
Jan. 31st, 2011 11:58 pm (UTC)
Depends on the speakers too. I don't really need CLE since CPCS does not care about immigration and we need to obtain those through. It's sorta expensive, I agree.
I was considering rather meeting up with everyone in NY if we could pull Katie out for a coffee:)
When are you going to be in our neck of the woods?
logofilka
Feb. 1st, 2011 03:08 am (UTC)
I honestly don't know. Life is kinda fast right now. You know, wrapping up my last semester, taking the bar, relocating my family somewhere. I already turned down the Vermont offer (and it still breaks my heart, because the offer was beautiful).
ikadell
Feb. 1st, 2011 05:21 am (UTC)
Oh, you did:(
So what's the plan than? NC?
logofilka
Feb. 1st, 2011 04:14 pm (UTC)
Either Atlanta, GA or Tempe, Az. More likely, the latter.
ikadell
Feb. 1st, 2011 05:12 pm (UTC)
What's in Az? Again, Eb5s?
logofilka
Feb. 1st, 2011 08:54 pm (UTC)
Deportation defense. But I have a big vision to start something related to business visas. If you wanna hear about it, we may schedule a phone call. Just let me know when you're available.
ikadell
Feb. 1st, 2011 09:13 pm (UTC)
Sure, let's talk!
Call me anytime after 6GST tonight or the whole day tomorrow (we're having a horrific snowstorm and I am working from home)
logofilka
Feb. 1st, 2011 09:28 pm (UTC)
I'll try to call today.

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