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Presidents Day follow-up

Несколько "детных" френдов отметились на тему "президентского дня". С опозданием воспроизвожу ответы старшей дочери на вопросы стандартного школьного опросника.


Question: Who was George Washington and what he was famous for?
Margaret's Answer: He was the first President of the United States. He liked to ride horses and he had fake teeth.

Question: Who was Abraham Lincoln and what he was famous for?
Answer: He was the sixteenth President of the United States. He liberated slaves. Once he went to the theater to watch a play and somebody who did not like his ideas shot him with the gun. He also was a friend with Martin Luter King.

Question: Who is the President of the United States now and what he is famous for?
Answer: Barak Alabama. He lives in Washington DC and he is kind of brown. And I think his house is painted all white.


Мое мнение: надо родителям как-то образовывать ребенка на тему современной истории. Или телевизор начать смотреть.

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saccovanzetti
Feb. 27th, 2011 01:32 pm (UTC)
последнее все же стеб, нет?
logofilka
Feb. 28th, 2011 03:33 am (UTC)
Не думаю
ikadell
Feb. 28th, 2011 02:37 am (UTC)
Она у тебя знает на память по номерам президентов?
Офигеть.
logofilka
Feb. 28th, 2011 03:33 am (UTC)
Двух: первого и шестнадцатого :)
ikadell
Feb. 28th, 2011 03:35 am (UTC)
Уже неплохо.
logofilka
Feb. 28th, 2011 03:53 am (UTC)
OFF
Я в тоске: нам на нашего замечательного мальчика-DREAM'era судья заломил залог в 25К. Уже полтора месяца сидит.
ikadell
Feb. 28th, 2011 03:55 am (UTC)
Re: OFF
Холера в бок!
Апеллировали?
logofilka
Feb. 28th, 2011 04:30 am (UTC)
Re: OFF
Зафайлили Motion for Bond Redetermination. В BIA боязно - вдруг судья обозлится и не даст voluntary departure?
ikadell
Mar. 1st, 2011 12:09 am (UTC)
Re: OFF
А когда master?
logofilka
Mar. 1st, 2011 08:41 pm (UTC)
Re: OFF
Was today. We also requested bond redetermination and submitted a huge package of supporting papers showing low flight risk, etc. The Judge refused to rule on a Motion and upheld 25K bond.
Something needs to happen to this country and good people of Georgia.
ikadell
Mar. 1st, 2011 08:43 pm (UTC)
Re: OFF
This is insane. 1) when is the individual and 2) are you sure you don't want to appeal?
logofilka
Mar. 2nd, 2011 12:32 am (UTC)
Re: OFF
Next hearing is in 30 days. The judge is new and definitely does not know what he is doing.
I am not so sure about appeal now. I don't want to piss the judge off, but looks like we need to start appealing decisions like that to lay out some ground for further work in this court.
Furthermore, we just got new clients (Mexican, of course) who were arrested by a local sheriff while working on somebody's backyard. I mean it: no driving, no shoplifting. Nothing. No criminal charges whatsoever. The sheriff just stopped by and arrested two people who looked foreign. Now we are talking REAL racial profiling in Georgia.
ikadell
Mar. 2nd, 2011 05:18 pm (UTC)
Re: OFF
But if you guys take it up you're headed straight to Washington...
logofilka
Mar. 2nd, 2011 10:21 pm (UTC)
Re: OFF
This is the plan. We have our Georgia version of SB1070 pending
ikadell
Mar. 2nd, 2011 10:37 pm (UTC)
Re: OFF
Great! Keep me posted, would you?
logofilka
Mar. 3rd, 2011 03:17 am (UTC)
Re: OFF
Sure. Things are getting interesting here.
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